Yes. Really. Every item is made in-house in Las Vegas, NV using domestic hardwoods only. No imports, no bamboo, no mystery “wood-like” stuff. Just real lumber and real craftsmanship.

None. Zero. Zilch. Everything you see is pure, natural hardwood. The color comes straight from God, Mother Nature, and the tree’s glow-up era — not a stain can in sight.

All of our options are premium American hardwoods — great for cutting, serving, and showing off.

Maple: Light, bright, and clean. Perfect if you love a modern, fresh look.

Cherry: Warm and classic. That old-school kitchen feel that deepens with age.

Walnut: Dark, bold, and modern. The “I watch design shows for fun” aesthetic.

You can’t go wrong — pick the one that matches your vibe (or your kitchen).

0.75" Thick: 9x12 & 9x16 cutting boards, shot boards, cheese boards, valets.

1" Thick: 12x18 boards and all serving trays.

1.5" Thick (Big Ass Boards): Heavy-duty, butcher-block style heirlooms.

Two common culprits:

1) Your inbox threw us in Spam/Junk — check there first.
2) A tiny typo in your email at checkout — it happens!

Email us and we’ll get you taken care of.

Most boards ship within 48 hours. We move fast around here.

Big Ass Boards: They’re a big ass project — they take up to 2 weeks to craft.

If your order hasn’t shipped yet, yes — email us ASAP and we’ll update it.

If it’s already shipped, it’s officially on an adventure and out of our hands.

We’re real people — not robots, call centers, or scammers. Our team works incredibly hard to craft beautiful products and deliver great service.

But here’s the boundary: we do **not** tolerate abusive, nasty, or threatening messages. If your very first email to us includes things like:

“This must be a scam,”
“I’m reporting fraud if you don’t reply today,”
or anything similar…

…your order will be **immediately canceled and refunded**. We don’t reward hostility.

Pro tip: A simple “Hi,” “Hello,” or “Good evening” goes a long way. We promise we’ll always match the energy.